Writers Block! What the hell are you retards on about? You get writer`s block because you deserve it. It`s nature`s way of telling you to adopt an alternative lifestyle. Hours of moping around in delusion and self pity over a blank sheet of paper is an endorsement of your own emptiness. Fragile souls who`ve run out of words to say.
Fucking buck yourselves up! My list isn`t full of lead swingers and malingerers. If you want money you`ve got to earn it. Pen to paper, march on and bollocks to this creative sensibility nonsense. I can`t afford to stop working so why should you? What other occupation allows you to take years off because you simply cannot be bothered. If you get writer`s block then it`s because you`re a twat.
What`s this? Tarquin`s left a packet of balloons behind. God they`re tiny.