Shut yourself in a dark room, draw the curtains and make it darker. Crack open a bottle of your strongest liquor and start drinking. When totally slaughtered scoop up your manuscripts and burn them. Sulk continuously that you have wasted all your time and effort in creating something which nobody gives a toss about. Obsess about two bob celebrities who have had work published for no other reason than they are wankers. When totally stewed smash up anything in sight reminding you of your failed writing career. Continually curse the day you ever put pen to paper and openly scream insults at imaginary reviewers. Reviewers who don`t have the ability or gall to write a note for the milkman.
Finally keep away from sharp objects and avoid using heavy machinery.
I hope this is of some use
Finally keep away from sharp objects and avoid using heavy machinery.
I hope this is of some use