Mick Mears is a highly acclaimed author on "The Brownies`" top ten summer reads. Recommended as "Someone to Watch." by Interpol, The C.I.A. and New Scotland Yard. Award winning writer of post it notes, shopping lists and jumbled up phone numbers. Holder of a black belt in highlighter pen and broken pencils. Recent receiver of "The Golden Waste Bin Award." for mutilated manuscripts. Consistent high achiever in the realms of failure. Deluded moron foolish enough to think anything he`s written is worth reading.. Creator of gripping yarns textured with hard nosed characters akin to a Bulldog walking into a post. A writer`s writer highly respected by those without formal education or the ability to do joined up writing. A man who can take you to places where you wouldn`t be bothered to go. Instigator of emotional roller coaster rides guaranteed to make you vomit. Pretentious little twat who believes the "Full Stop." is unnecessary and the "Comma." is his long haired cousin. Puncher of "Space bars." and "Capital Lock." A modern literary icon who recently re-chalked the "Specials" board outside Cafe Rouge.