"Hi, and I`m Sibila Viagra."
"Yes - having two presenters doesn`t make the news anymore interesting but at least our mindless flirting might prop up declining viewing figures, isn`t that right Chuck?"
"Indeed Sibila, are you wearing any knickers today?
"Yes Chuck." (Slight blush.) They`re eco-friendly and bio-degradable from Wallmart."
"News just in - all Arabs look the same and shout a lot."
"That`s a sweeping statement Chuck!"
"Yeah, I`ll leave you to do the in depth stuff because you`re smarter than me. Have you seen my tablets?"
"What, the little blue ones?"
"I`ve confiscated them."
"No matter, we`ve just heard The Miami Dolphins have fucked off to Japan in search of ethically raised Tuna. Also latest medical research suggests that having your eggs over easy can increase life expectancy by as much as ten years! How about you Sibila, how do you like your eggs?
"Fertilised - Chuck why is this table rising? You know you`re only supposed to take one of those tablets per day."
"Sorry Sibila, I just couldn`t help myself. (Glazey eyes and white faced.) And finally New York cycle lanes have proved a resounding success as they`ve stopped people stepping off the kerb to get to the hot dog stands. That`s all folks, have a great evening and don`t forget to check out my latest book titled, `Playing With Your Willy Under The Table.`