Listen up you bunch of misery merchants. Why is Monday blog day? Is it because you find the day so boring you need to give your futile lives a sense of purpose. The weekend`s over and you`re back to sullying your souls in the vain attempt at making a living. Who started all this nonsense? Was it that tragic Irishman, Bob Geldof, who confused arrogance for talent shouting out about how he didn`t like Mondays.
Monday is the best day of the week! Do you want a seat in a restaurant or instant service at the bar.Does the prospect of starting another week render you suicidal. Get a grip, get your head down and a productive Monday will set you up for a magical week. Monday night is the time real party animals take to the street. So long to the sad weekend warriors who cannot do the distance. Mondays are for heroes. It`s the day of the moon representing hidden depths of character. The little nuances which which give us our unique identities. It`s the day of summer bank holidays and drizzle drenched mornings.
Throw open those curtains, suck at the air until your lungs are fit to burst. This is what life`s about. A fresh new week to chase untenable dreams. Sharpen your knives because tomorrow is Tuesday and that really is shit.
Monday is the best day of the week! Do you want a seat in a restaurant or instant service at the bar.Does the prospect of starting another week render you suicidal. Get a grip, get your head down and a productive Monday will set you up for a magical week. Monday night is the time real party animals take to the street. So long to the sad weekend warriors who cannot do the distance. Mondays are for heroes. It`s the day of the moon representing hidden depths of character. The little nuances which which give us our unique identities. It`s the day of summer bank holidays and drizzle drenched mornings.
Throw open those curtains, suck at the air until your lungs are fit to burst. This is what life`s about. A fresh new week to chase untenable dreams. Sharpen your knives because tomorrow is Tuesday and that really is shit.