Finally keep away from sharp objects and avoid using heavy machinery.
I hope this is of some use
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All views expressed here bear absolutely no relevance to the real world.
Shut yourself in a dark room, draw the curtains and make it darker. Crack open a bottle of your strongest liquor and start drinking. When totally slaughtered scoop up your manuscripts and burn them. Sulk continuously that you have wasted all your time and effort in creating something which nobody gives a toss about. Obsess about two bob celebrities who have had work published for no other reason than they are wankers. When totally stewed smash up anything in sight reminding you of your failed writing career. Continually curse the day you ever put pen to paper and openly scream insults at imaginary reviewers. Reviewers who don`t have the ability or gall to write a note for the milkman.
Finally keep away from sharp objects and avoid using heavy machinery. I hope this is of some use
10 Comments
11/28/2013 10:23:36 pm
I do all those things already, even before reviews come in, and especially while I am trying to FIND some &%@#?% who is willing to take a cursory glance at what I got.
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2/17/2014 09:38:10 pm
Oh so perfect!! The true story of Robert's son Carol Frost. He would have been more famous but he burned himself up and poetry. God writers are sensitive! I get the vapors just writing this ;<}…
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Mick Mears
2/18/2014 12:49:11 am
Great news, traditional Chinese medicine has come up with a plant extract which gives you the skin of a rhino and the arrogance of Simon Cowel. An excellent dietary supplement for all wannabe writers.Now available in liquid form.
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2/18/2014 07:51:49 am
Hey Mick, I RT'd your blog tweet. I hope that was like giving a good review. .....But how do you deal with a good review?
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Mick Mears
2/18/2014 04:25:13 pm
Gary what an excellent question. The process is strangely similar except you leave the lights on.
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9/17/2014 05:02:07 pm
Oh Bella, delirious fun is only a touch away for everyone and thinking of failure is not a healthy option xxx
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Mick Mears
9/17/2014 05:15:10 pm
Warning, The Health and Safety Executive strongly advise against the combination of bottle swigging and high heels. Remember most accidents happen in the home, this includes unwanted pregnancies.
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