Small lifestyle changes allow you to pay taxes, get ripped off by mortgage companies and shafted by insurance providers. Hopefully keeping you off welfare and encouraging you to be a responsible, compliant and self sufficient citizen.
If all this is working why, when looking back over old photos, is everybody smiling. Could it be that people actually enjoyed smoking and drinking. Has what a healthy lifestyle means been completely corrupted. Is the stress of going to the GYM three times a week and paying through the nose for it reducing out ability to enjoy simple things. Does all this outweigh the fear of losing our jobs or searching for employment in a non existent market.
Great news! New government initiative. Spend at least one day per month completely out of your face. Top yourself up with alcohol or any other poison of choice. Be lecherous and flirty with complete disregard of consequence. Tell your boss to stick his job up his arse. Question why you should spend your entire working life trying to keep a roof over your head while keeping a load more suits in jobs and positions beyond reproach.
Government initiatives send young men to war, cause the middle aged to seek cardio units and rob the old of their homes to pay for healthcare. It tells us what we can and cannot talk about to create a "tolerant" society. Political, sexual and ethnic preferences all fall under Government protocol. Denying the ordinary citizen the right to question while stuffing their heads with half baked ideologies. When these things don`t work blame the public for not following the correct code of conduct. There is something wrong when people on benefits earn more than those employed. The fault is with the employed who act like fucking sheep. Believing working a fourteen hour day makes you a better person.
Five a day - Yeah right! Shoot five politicians. Boycott five multinational corporations. Eat five packets of crisps in five minutes. Laugh at five red faced fat people running around the park. Stick your tongue out at five private security guards. Above all laugh at least five times a day at absolutely anything irrespective of how mental people think you are.