They often say when you break one addiction you substitute it for another. Since giving up the crack pipe I`ve found myself becoming addicted to exclamation marks! I can`t get enough of them!!!
In recent weeks the problem has escalated whereby Mrs Mears has found my secret stash hidden inside Roget`s Thesaurus. (I keep meaning to give it back to him). Needless to say, she`s confiscated the lot! Now I`m reduced to all kinds of underhand devices to get my fix! I recently stole a job-lot of question marks from Wallmart and sold them on E Bay in order to feed my addiction.
Anyhow, you`ll be pleased to know, I`ve sought professional advice. They`ve suggested an aversion therapy program. I now sleep on an east/west axis and am not allowed to read anything in bold print before bed. Hopefully this will cure my ailment!!!!!!!!!!!